A Criminal's Paradise-And they are proud

topic posted Fri, March 11, 2005 - 1:31 PM by  Unsubscribed

Britain is one of the most crime-ridden countries in Europe. Particularly in the area of joy-riding, the UK has placed itself as a leading country. Being allowed the freedom of not strictly adhering to boring, constraining laws, British youth are thus enriched by an element of creativity that will no doubt be of immense benefit later in life. The occasional accidents during joyriding are best regarded as a regrettable side-effect in the larger interest of society.

The skills acquired during childhood are for example used to provide additional income during the early twenties, when life is difficult. Such income is typically achieved by visiting property and temporarily borrowing effects that can sweeten the hardship of the young fellows. In order not to disturb the occupants, such visits are normally unannounced. Such sociable behaviour witnesses the success of their upbringing. The more creative visitors will visit the same property several times, having figured out that occupants would not expect them to come back. However, should the occupants interfere with the good order of a visit, they must understand that they will feel the full weight of the judicial system. The first and foremost priority of the law is to protect innocent victims. Should an occupant be so unreasonable as to request visitors to leave their property, and should they accidentally touch a visitor, they will find themselves in court faster than an educated youth can say "joyriding".
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